Friday 13 November 2009

Coleman caption competition

When a man's an empty kettle he should be on his mettle,
And yet I'm torn apart.
Just because I'm presumin' that I could be kind-a-human,
If I only had a heart.

Can you do better? The usual (virtual) prize is (virtually) on offer :-)

8 comments:

  1. "You are an odious robot with a massive micro-chip on your shoulder."

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  2. "He is more machine now than man,twisted and evil"

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  3. Brian Coleman unveils the Barnet "Robo-warden", replacement for the on-site wardens for sheltered housing. Dial your local call centre for a visit

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  4. I am not animal I am a human being.

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  5. Disproportionately small brain, devoid of all human sympathy, pre programmed loop of synthesised monotonous opinions: and check out the robot too!

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  6. These are great. Thank you very much. Do keep them coming if you have more. :-))

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  8. "I've had that Metal Mickey, don't you know!"

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