Brian Coleman: that acceptance speech in full

I see that the good people of Totteridge have seen fit to elect Brian 'Mr Toad' Coleman once again.

The Barnet Times reports that he has used the opportunity to magnanimously kick his political opponents while they're down.

Here then, is his acceptance speech in full:



You may recall that Mr Toad was investigated by the police after intimidating one of those political opponents. He croaked that she would:

"suffer after the election” because of her candidacy and added it is “now open season for everyone to have a knock at you and [your charity] The Larches will suffer...

You can prove Coleman wrong, by supporting the very good work of the Larches Trust at:
http://www.larchestrust.org.uk/