Showing posts with label books. Show all posts
Showing posts with label books. Show all posts

Tuesday, 28 July 2009

Brian's bookshelf


If, like me, you've ever wondered about Brian Coleman and, specifically, what on Earth might have made him so...so...well, you know, like he is - then this post is for you.

This blog has managed to get a sneaky glimpse of Brian's bookshelf and I think it provides a revealing insight into what has inspired Brian Coleman to be so...so...well anyway, here are the books we sneakily glimpsed:

Firstly, an object lesson, on why you must be careful about what books you give your easily-influenced children to read. Just look at Coleman's Bottom! NB - its not as scary as it sounds.



Secondly, a book that's clearly been a huge success for the comatose Councillor Coleman.



Here's some more advice that the Assembly Member for Barnet and Cabden has taken very much to heart.



Enough said!



And finally - Oh dear. It looks like the masticating Mayor has taken some bad advice when it comes to his pet hate: Blogs, and his pet love: Lunches.